Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon, to school, as a present
for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside.
"Chocolates?" she asked.

"Nope."

"A Cake?" Johnny shook his head No. Then the teacher noticed some liquid
dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put
the finger in her mouth, then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles."

"No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."

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